Stan Language is a combination of gay slang, Ebonics, smilies, internet abbreviations and just general, poor education.
Below is a list of phrases commonly used in stan wars.
|My favorite artist is superior to the overwhelming majority of her peers and that is a fact that people will have to cope with.||My fave slays the rest of the girls and you will deal!|
|That was not my intention, that is not my reason for being here, and I do not wish to explore this topic any further.||I am not here for that.|
|You have been severely chastised and humiliated.||You got dragged.|
|Judging from your comments and/or tone I sense a slight amount of anger and resentment.||You mad?|
|It is my firm belief that my favorite artist is about to achieve an astounding level of success and acclaim.||SHE’S ABOUT TO SLAAAAAAAAAAAY!|
|I don’t predict any success or attention being lavished upon your favorite artist.||I don’t see it for her.|
|It would behoove you to conduct yourself in a manner that does not incite acrimony, animosity, or put you at risk of being embarrassed.||Keep it cute.|
|I am not a big fan of her or her work.||I don’t use her.|
|I’m a ________ fan, but||I hate that bitch|
|I’m not a _______ fan, but||I would punch my grandma in the chest for tickets to her concert.|
|I was wrong, I apologize, I appreciate you correcting me, and I appreciate your difference of opinion.||You will never hear a stan say this.|