Rihanna

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Artist Bio

Rihanna is a Barbadian [Barbanian? Barbodian? Bardashian?] supermodel who was signed to a recording contract by Def Jam Records.

Rihanna was born in Saint Michael, Barbados in 1988. In 2005, she swam to American and arrived on a Monday. By Friday she had a record deal and 2 #1 singles. Over the next few years she became a world-famous singles artist, fashion icon and video vixen.

The Incident

In 2009, Rihanna was involved in a domestic violence altercation with her then-boyfriend Chris Brown.

Brown was charged with one count of felony assault and one count of making criminal threats. Brown pleaded guilty to a felony and accepted a plea deal of community labor, five years of probation, and domestic violence counseling.

As a direct consequence of the incident Brown was blacklisted from mainstream radio, video outlets, and his music was bashed by critics. As apart of a restraining order he was ordered to stay 50 feet away from Rihanna, which meant that he was banned from promoting his music on most award shows. As a result of his criminal record he had to cancel a European tour when his work visa was denied.

Despite all of this, he was able to score a #1 album on the Billboard 200.

Career Highlights

  • 11 #1 Singles
  • Fashion icon
  • 1a #1 Singles
  • Video Music Award for Video of The Year ("Umbrella")
  • 5 Grammys
  • 1a #1 Singles
  • The entire Good Girl Gone Bad era (minus the live performances)
  • The Loud Era (in England and on iTunes)
  • 11 #1 Singles
  • 11 #1 Singles
  • 11 #1 Singles
  • 11 #1 Singles
  • 11 #1 Singles
  • 11 #1 Singles
  • 11 #1 Singles
  • 11 #1 Singles
  • 11 #1 Singles

How To Talk Like a Rihanna Stan

Like Britney stans, Rihanna stans have become symbols of what happens to children who learn how to read Mediabase charts before they learn how to read simple English. Rihanna Stans suffer from an extreme case of Britlexia which makes it difficult for them to read anything aside from a singles chart, and iTunes chart, or radio airplay statistics.

In order to communicate like Rihanna stan you must program your brain not to receive or distribute any information that is not on iTunes or the Hot 100.

How To Piss Off a Rihanna Stan

Any topic involving Chris Brown, Beyonce, #1 albums in the United States, selling concert tickets in the United States, dancing, or live singing should get them hot and bothered.



See also:

Rihanna Reign

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