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'''Lady Gaga''' is a very popular intersex pop singer who has snatched more wigs in 2 years than most of your favorites have in 10 years. She has won 5 Grammys and 11 MTV Video Music Awards, among other awards
'''Lady Gaga''' is a very popular intersex pop singer who has snatched more wigs in 2 years than most of your favorites have in 10 years. She has won 5 Grammys and 11 MTV Video Music Awards, among other awards.
Revision as of 05:58, 27 May 2011
Lady Gaga is a very popular intersex pop singer who has snatched more wigs in 2 years than most of your favorites have in 10 years. She has won 5 Grammys and 11 MTV Video Music Awards, among other awards.
Performance Art + Broadway while playing the piano and dancing like a zombie from the "Thriller" video.
Gaga is inspired by Gaga.
She does not copy, steal, nor is she influenced by other pop artists. Pop music is boring. She is a true artist and is 100% original. She is so original that she gave birth to herself.
- After 2 years in the game she achieved the 14th highest grossing tour in history (over $200 million in receipts)
- "Born This Way", was the fastest-selling single in iTunes history, selling one million copies in five days.
- 3 #1 Singles on the Hot 100
- 51 million singles and 15 million albums worldwide.
- 5 Grammys
- Cultural Icon
How To Talk Like a Gaga Stan
To talk like a Gaga stan you must act as if pop music did not exist before "Poker Face". As with most stans, Gaga stans have no sense of history and seem to believe that Lady Gaga invented the following things:
- Music Videos
- Avant Garde Fashion
- Dance Music
- Pop Music
- Gay Rights
- Anal Sex
- The Solar System
World War 4- The Lady Gaga Stan vs. Britney Spears Stan Wars
Shortly after "Bionic" dropped down low and swept the bottom of the charts with it, Gaga stans and Britney Spears stans turned on each other.
Gaga and Britney both had Spring 2011 releases planned. Gaga had been touting her new single "
Marketed Born This Way" since the 1987 VMAs. Britney's single (I already forgot the name of it) debuted at #1. Shortly afterward, lyrics to Gaga's lead single were released and Britney stans were so not pressed about it.
They were so not pressed that they created anti-Gaga blogs.
They were so not pressed that they spammed Gaga message boards.
They were so not pressed about Gaga, they went to door-to-door like Jehovah's Witnesses passing out Britney's press kit (13 years in the game, 823 million records sold, 922 million Twitter followers, most searched on Yahoo!, and other such foolishness).
They were so not pressed, they formed a Twitter alliance with Christina Aguilera stans to make "FEMME FATALE" a trending topic the same week Gaga was due to release her new single. That single ended up posting the highest first week sales of any single on iTunes.
Femme Fatale debuted at #1 with sales of just over 200,000, which was well below expectations given the months of stan hype. Shortly thereafter Adele commenced to punching her downe the charts.
Meanwhile, Lady Gaga was launching an unprecedented promotional campaign for "Born This Way". The album went on sale at Starbucks stores, and was available for 99 cents at Amazon. If that wasn't enough it was available for free at Best Buy with the purchase of new mobile phone service, and available for free most drug stores with the purchase of emergency contraceptive. Britney stans pitched a bitch about these "unfair sales tactics", and threatened to form a protest outside Interscope Records.
As of now they are still fighting.