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'''Lady Gaga''' is a very popular pop singer/hermaphrodite who accomplished in 2 years what a lot other chicks are still trying to accomplish after 10 years.
 
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==Career Background==
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==The Hater Version of the Truth==
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Gaga created the heavens, the earth, wind, fire, water and Earth, Wind and Fire. She created the moon, the sun, the stars and the galaxies. She created concerts, music videos, pop music, MTV, VH1, BET, CMT, MTV2, MTV Tres, MTV Jams, MTV Europe, MTV Japan, MTV Compton, MTV Denver and MTV Alabama. She created the Grammys, the VMAs, Beyonce, Chipotle, dance music, techno, dubstep, 2- step, electro, techno, eletro-techno, techno-electro, electrostep dub-technostep, and Ciara's 1, 2 Step. She created bisexuality and homosexuality She created gay rights, gay sex, gay porn and gay pride. She does not copy, steal, nor is she influenced by other pop artists. Although she created pop  music, pop music itself is boring. She is a true artist and is 100% original. She is so original that she gave birth to herself.
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===Artist Bio===
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Or something like that.
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Lady Gaga was born Stefani Joanna Germotti, eldest daughter of Satan, on March 28, 1986.  She attempted to make an entire career out of being a fag hag and a Madonna drag impersonator, but the general public quickly became tired of her antics.
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==Iconic Moments==
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===Talent===
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Gaga has had a very eventful career, but these are the moments that had the greatest impact on the general public:
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If covering yourself in crazy glue and rolling around in random items stolen from Madonna’s garbage is talent, then Gaga is by far the most talented artist of her generation. Her entire career is basically one gigantic Madonna-inspired game of Mad Libs --- blah, blah, offensive religious imagery, blah blah, Italian, blah blah, Cathloic, blah, blah pander to the gays. She even has a song called "Black Jesus"...
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Black. Jesus.
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What kills me the most about Mister Gaga, is that she can get on stage wearing a cone bra, a "Like a Virgin" wedding dress with a bootlegged Blond Ambition Tour DVD in her hand and then say ''“Oh, I wasn’t inspired by Madonna. I was inspired by David Bowie and Whitney Houston and Kermit the Frog and all of the obscure New York City street artists, and German fashion and all of the transgendered handicapped bullied orphans in Cambodia who marched for AIDS."''
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Phag, please.
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She’ll never be Madonna. Madonna actually managed to produce 10 years of legitimate pop hits before taking the self-indulgent, mainstream-repellent risk, which almost damaged her career and Gaga can have several seats --- preferably one of the ones she had to discount during her "Flop This Way" World Tour.
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===Musical Style===
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I’m not going to lie. I used to bop to ''The Fame'' and I had high hopes for Gaga, then she started doing unnecessary shit like talking directly to her gay fans, and pushing this empowerment/anti-bullying crap.
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Gaga, sis:
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'''I DON'T WANT TO BE EMPOWERED!'''
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Why can't she be like other female pop stars? Don't empower the gays. Use them for their fashion, their slang, their choreography, their culture and their money while never acknowledging them or giving them anything back; and 20 years from now she'll be richer while the majority of her gay fans (the ones who are still alive) will be in the same place they are today.
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'''ATTENTION GAGA:'''
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Stop trying to boost my self-esteem and get your amorphously shaped ass in the studio and do something generic!
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Now!!!!
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==The Stan Version of The Truth==
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===Artist Bio===
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In the beginning, when Gaga created the heavens and the earth, music was a formless void and darkness covered with basic, untalented bitches.
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==Performance Style==
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Then Gaga said, let there be light and there was light.
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===What Gaga Haters Think She Does On Stage===
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And then Gaga said let there be pop music and there was pop music.
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And then she said, let there be homosexuals and about 6 of them appeared out of the mist, twirling glow sticks while “Judas” played in the background.
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And Gaga gathered dust and Metamucil from the ground, blew into its nostrils and thus Madonna was born.  
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And Gaga took one of Madonna’s ribs and made Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.
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And Gaga took a magical wig, washed it in unicorn tears and thus Beyonce was born.
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===What Gaga Stans Think She Does On Stage===
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And Gaga took one of Beyonce’s used tampons and spit on it, and thus Rihanna was born.
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Gaga then created the moon, the sun, the stars and the galaxies. She created the heavens, the earth, wind, fire, water and Earth, Wind and Fire. She created concerts, music videos MTV, VH1, BET, CMT, MTV2, MTV Tres, MTV Jams, MTV Europe, MTV Japan, MTV Compton, MTV Denver and MTV Alabama. She created the Grammys, the VMAs, the BET Awards, The American Music Awards, the Native American Music Awards,, dance music, techno, dubstep, 2- step, electro, techno, eletro-techno, techno-electro, electrostep dub-technostep and Ciara's 1, 2 Step.
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===What Gaga Actually  Does On Stage===
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===Talent & Musical Style===
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Lady Gaga does not copy, steal, nor do other pop artists influence her. Although she created pop music, pop music itself is boring. She is a true artist and is 100% original. She is so original that she gave birth to herself.
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== Gaga Stans==
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===Impact/Achievements===
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===Why Her Stans Love Her===
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Lady Gaga teaches you that you are okay just the way you are. If you are gay, it's okay, you were born that way. If you are bisexual, it's okay, you were born that way. If you are transgender, it's okay, you were born that way. If you were born with male and female genitalia, it's okay, you were born that way. If you have one testicle, it's okay, you were born that way. If have one testicle, three nipples, one really big titty, and one really small titty, it's okay, you were born that way.
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===Why Other Stans Don't Like Gaga Stans===
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==Resources For New Gaga Stans==
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Stans of other artists may view both Gaga and her stans as annoyingly pretentious. For some fans, constantly reminding them that they are gay (or different) takes away from the fantasy of stanning for a female artist in the first place. Gaga may have thought she was being empowering by writing a song about self-acceptance, but she didn't realize that certain gay pop music fans could care less about songs that told them that it was okay to be gay, particularly when they spend most of their day living through the lives and achievements of straight women.
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===Advantages of Stanning For Lady Gaga===
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===The Biggest Misconception About Gaga Stans===
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Gaga is more talented, more iconic, more acclaimed, more famous and her vagina is more sanitary than 99% of her peers.  None of her peers could have survived the ''Born This Way'' era, let alone sold out stadiums on multiple continents with it and you can all remain ugly, poor and distraught about it.
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The biggest misconception about Gaga stans, is that they are arrogant and pretentious snobs who do nothing but bully Britney and Rihanna stans.
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This is untrue.
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===Disadvantages of Stanning For Lady Gaga ===
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They also make fun of Katy Perry stans.
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Gagaloo doesn’t always play it safe --- visually or musically --- so stanning for her requires a bit more patience --- particularly when you’re dealing with stans (and artists) who live from trend to trend just to stay temporarily popular and whose entire existence is based on doing whatever they have to do to get validation from others.  
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==Career Highlights==
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If you spend hours of your adult life arguing about your favorite artist’s accomplishments and an artist comes along and surpasses 99% of those accomplishments within the span of 2 years, it’s easy to feel upset, pressed and angry. To put it simply, like her good sis Beyonce, Gaga has raised the bar and some stanbases want her to fall off so that the bar can be lowered again.
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* After 2 years in the game she achieved the 14th highest grossing tour in history (over $200 million in receipts)
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Also, stans of other artists may view both Gaga and her stans as annoyingly pretentious. For some fans, constantly reminding them that they are gay (or different) takes away from the fantasy of stanning for a female artist in the first place. Gaga may have thought she was being empowering by writing a song about self-acceptance, but she didn't realize that certain gay pop music fans could not care less about songs that told them that it was okay to be gay, particularly when they spend the majority of their time living vicariously through straight women.
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* By the end of her Born This Way Ball, it is estimated that she would have grossed more as a touring artist in 5 years, than most of her peers have grossed in 10-15 years. Assistance on how to deal can be found here. http://www.stan-wars.com/mediawiki/images/itsnotalgebah.jpg
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===How To Throw Shade Like A Gaga Stan===
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* "Born This Way", was the fastest-selling single in iTunes history, selling one million copies in five days.
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In order to properly throw shade like a Gaga stan, your shade needs to be formatted correctly.
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* 3 #1 Singles on the Hot 100
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All good Monster shade has a greeting, a body and a closing.
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* 51 million singles and 15 million albums worldwide.
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* 5 Grammys
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''“You diseased, aborted crack baby,''
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* The only female artist since Babarba Streisand to have her first 3 albums nominated for Album of the Year.  
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''Lady Gaga has more talent and impact in her pinky toe, then that sperm-slurping flop that you stan for has in her whole overused body. I would continue dragging you for filth, but like your T-cell count, my interest in this conversation is running low.''
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* Cultural Icon
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''Good day.”''

Latest revision as of 18:51, 12 December 2014

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Contents

The Hater Version of the Truth

Artist Bio

Lady Gaga was born Stefani Joanna Germotti, eldest daughter of Satan, on March 28, 1986. She attempted to make an entire career out of being a fag hag and a Madonna drag impersonator, but the general public quickly became tired of her antics.

Talent

If covering yourself in crazy glue and rolling around in random items stolen from Madonna’s garbage is talent, then Gaga is by far the most talented artist of her generation. Her entire career is basically one gigantic Madonna-inspired game of Mad Libs --- blah, blah, offensive religious imagery, blah blah, Italian, blah blah, Cathloic, blah, blah pander to the gays. She even has a song called "Black Jesus"...

Black. Jesus.

blackjesusorstthomasorwhatever.jpg

What kills me the most about Mister Gaga, is that she can get on stage wearing a cone bra, a "Like a Virgin" wedding dress with a bootlegged Blond Ambition Tour DVD in her hand and then say “Oh, I wasn’t inspired by Madonna. I was inspired by David Bowie and Whitney Houston and Kermit the Frog and all of the obscure New York City street artists, and German fashion and all of the transgendered handicapped bullied orphans in Cambodia who marched for AIDS."

mikeisnothereforyou.gif

Phag, please.

She’ll never be Madonna. Madonna actually managed to produce 10 years of legitimate pop hits before taking the self-indulgent, mainstream-repellent risk, which almost damaged her career and Gaga can have several seats --- preferably one of the ones she had to discount during her "Flop This Way" World Tour.

Musical Style

I’m not going to lie. I used to bop to The Fame and I had high hopes for Gaga, then she started doing unnecessary shit like talking directly to her gay fans, and pushing this empowerment/anti-bullying crap.

Gaga, sis:

I DON'T WANT TO BE EMPOWERED!

Why can't she be like other female pop stars? Don't empower the gays. Use them for their fashion, their slang, their choreography, their culture and their money while never acknowledging them or giving them anything back; and 20 years from now she'll be richer while the majority of her gay fans (the ones who are still alive) will be in the same place they are today.

ATTENTION GAGA:

Stop trying to boost my self-esteem and get your amorphously shaped ass in the studio and do something generic!

Now!!!!







Lady Gaga
gaga.png

The Stan Version of The Truth

Artist Bio

In the beginning, when Gaga created the heavens and the earth, music was a formless void and darkness covered with basic, untalented bitches.

Then Gaga said, let there be light and there was light.

And then Gaga said let there be pop music and there was pop music.

And then she said, let there be homosexuals and about 6 of them appeared out of the mist, twirling glow sticks while “Judas” played in the background.

And Gaga gathered dust and Metamucil from the ground, blew into its nostrils and thus Madonna was born.

And Gaga took one of Madonna’s ribs and made Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

And Gaga took a magical wig, washed it in unicorn tears and thus Beyonce was born.

And Gaga took one of Beyonce’s used tampons and spit on it, and thus Rihanna was born.

Gaga then created the moon, the sun, the stars and the galaxies. She created the heavens, the earth, wind, fire, water and Earth, Wind and Fire. She created concerts, music videos MTV, VH1, BET, CMT, MTV2, MTV Tres, MTV Jams, MTV Europe, MTV Japan, MTV Compton, MTV Denver and MTV Alabama. She created the Grammys, the VMAs, the BET Awards, The American Music Awards, the Native American Music Awards,, dance music, techno, dubstep, 2- step, electro, techno, eletro-techno, techno-electro, electrostep dub-technostep and Ciara's 1, 2 Step.

Talent & Musical Style

Lady Gaga does not copy, steal, nor do other pop artists influence her. Although she created pop music, pop music itself is boring. She is a true artist and is 100% original. She is so original that she gave birth to herself.

Impact/Achievements

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Resources For New Gaga Stans

Advantages of Stanning For Lady Gaga

Gaga is more talented, more iconic, more acclaimed, more famous and her vagina is more sanitary than 99% of her peers. None of her peers could have survived the Born This Way era, let alone sold out stadiums on multiple continents with it and you can all remain ugly, poor and distraught about it.

Disadvantages of Stanning For Lady Gaga

Gagaloo doesn’t always play it safe --- visually or musically --- so stanning for her requires a bit more patience --- particularly when you’re dealing with stans (and artists) who live from trend to trend just to stay temporarily popular and whose entire existence is based on doing whatever they have to do to get validation from others.

If you spend hours of your adult life arguing about your favorite artist’s accomplishments and an artist comes along and surpasses 99% of those accomplishments within the span of 2 years, it’s easy to feel upset, pressed and angry. To put it simply, like her good sis Beyonce, Gaga has raised the bar and some stanbases want her to fall off so that the bar can be lowered again.

Also, stans of other artists may view both Gaga and her stans as annoyingly pretentious. For some fans, constantly reminding them that they are gay (or different) takes away from the fantasy of stanning for a female artist in the first place. Gaga may have thought she was being empowering by writing a song about self-acceptance, but she didn't realize that certain gay pop music fans could not care less about songs that told them that it was okay to be gay, particularly when they spend the majority of their time living vicariously through straight women.

How To Throw Shade Like A Gaga Stan

In order to properly throw shade like a Gaga stan, your shade needs to be formatted correctly.

All good Monster shade has a greeting, a body and a closing.

EXAMPLE:

“You diseased, aborted crack baby,

Lady Gaga has more talent and impact in her pinky toe, then that sperm-slurping flop that you stan for has in her whole overused body. I would continue dragging you for filth, but like your T-cell count, my interest in this conversation is running low.

Good day.”

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