Christina Aguilera

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'''Christina Aguilera''' is a 4-time Grammy Award winning singer, actress, and songwriter. She has sold over 40 million records worldwide and was ranked #58 on Rolling Stone's list of the ''100 Greatest Singers of All Time''.
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'''Christina Aguilera''' is a 4-time Grammy Award winning singer, actress and songwriter. She has sold over 40 million records worldwide and was ranked #58 on Rolling Stone's list of the ''100 Greatest Singers of All Time''.

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Christina Aguilera
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Christina Aguilera is a 4-time Grammy Award winning singer, actress and songwriter. She has sold over 40 million records worldwide and was ranked #58 on Rolling Stone's list of the 100 Greatest Singers of All Time.


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Artist Bio

Punched out of the game by Britney

Re-punched out of the game by Beyonce

Re-re-punched out of the game by Gaga

Now hosts a reality TV show.

Performance Style

Taking a 3 minute up-tempo pop/electro/dance song and turning it into a 5-hour Negro spiritual.

Career Inspirations

Bleeding Gums Murphy

Career Highlights

  • Has sold over 50 million records around the world
  • 4 #1 singles (including 3 from one album)
  • Won 4 Grammy Awards
  • One of the most acclaimed vocalists of her generation
  • Her Back to Basics tour grossed over $40 million, the highest grossing female tour of 2007.
  • Hosts a highly-rated reality show
  • One of Rolling Stone's Greatest Singers of All Time

How To Talk Like a Christina Stan

To talk like a Christina stan, you must talk as if all of her failures are due to people being "pressed" over her.

Example:

The Gaga stans just bought $200 million worth of concert tickets. They are so pressed over Christina.

They Britney stans just bought 500,000 copies of Britney's new single. They are so pressed over Christina.

Bionic sold 27 copies the first week. The general public is so pressed over Christina.

Christina just canceled a show in the Chipotle parking lot due to poor ticket sales. Ticketmaster is so pressed over Christina.

Christina just fell on stage. The laws of gravity are so pressed over Christina.


How To Piss Off a Christina Stan

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